life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
OH OKAY, IT’S OCTOBER, NOBODY PANIC, IT’S JUST OCTOBER HAHAHAHA IT’S FINE, EVERYTHING’S COOL, IT WAS JUST APRIL BUT OKAY, IT’S OCTOBER NOW
"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
I hatche yuh